I haven’t posted anything in a long time…so I’m changing it now. I will write about my tinder experience in Mexico. The thing is, I’m not very picky and I am very lonely so I’m basically just looking for any company and new people to meet. That’s why I don’t even look at the photos anymore or read descriptions, beggars can’t be choosers and also who has the time to look at all 10 photos of a random girl, when 5 of them is with a dog filter anyway, two are motivational quotes and the rest is more or less blurry… because it’s very artsy to put some random ass fliter on it.
Therefore I swipe right. All the time. Without looking at it. You know, just sitting on a toilet (cause that’s the only place I get bored and can’t do much else for fun) and trying my luck with this slot machine of hookups.
Sometimes I get a match with trans folks. They are basically all the same, profile picture is usually their ass or fake boobs. And they don’t waste any time with a polite chat. It’s all about fucking by the end of third sentence. It’s a bit more difficult for me to explain that I’m not really sure I want to proceed to the no pants dance with them, since my knowledge of Spanish is limited. Usually it just ends by me apologizing or just not answering anymore.
Then there are gay guys. You know, those who set up the profile as a girl to try their luck and see if maybe one of the desperate hetero guys will change his mind while looking at his photo. I don’t like that, but hell they are so polite! Not only I got offered a dinner, place to sleep but also a cab that would take me 40km to his city. Which sounds very nice, if I ignore the fact that I might end up in some rape dungeon, getting my pooper drilled on regular basis and whatnot. So I just apologize again and ignore them afterwards.
Now we get to the girls. Ahh. From my experience I have this rule – they always have about 20kilos more than on their photos. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, I love chubby girls, damn I like everything, it’s just surprising. Anyway about 80% of the girls I get match with never response to me, I suppose tinder is just a way for them to feel better about themselves. I don’t know. And when they do respond and we set up a date, they won’t show up. Like not at all. I could be waiting for two hours but no more, because Mexican time is a thing. Everyone is late all the time and it’s not a big deal. So imagine me just waiting on a street sweating bullets, because it’s hot as hell and then leaving for home after about 90 minutes of fun waiting and thinking about not being loved and alone forever. Rarely I get an excuse or explication. Most of the time they just don’t talk to me again. Can’t say I understand it. I mean it’s tinder date, you can say no and nobody will get their feelings hurt or something. But doing this is just mean.
Girls I’ve never met but still talk to. There is couple of them. And they are great. Nice girls that I can call my friends now. But it’s literally a couple of them. Then there are others that will just text me how horny they are and where the hell am I. Thousands of miles away from them, bad luck. What happened today and what made me write this post is…I got a cam show. And very, very good one. About two months ago I got a match with a very hot girl, which is a rare occurrence and she asked me for my skype. That happened to me before, the girls just wanted to see if it’s really me and see if we could talk. So I gave her my skype. She messaged me today, called me in about five minutes later and dear lord, what a call that was. I basically just sat and watched and enjoyed what I’ve seen. No, no wanking, just watching in shock. So thank you random Mexican for making my day!
Now to the girls I’ve met. All two of them. They were one of the kindest people I’ve ever met. Sure there was a language barrier but it was still great to meet someone, talk to them and not be let down. It doesn’t matter how it turned out but I made friends! Which is always a great thing.
Tinder is a great thing if only people wouldn’t be so full of themselves and just looking for ego boost.
Also, fuck the dog filter, seriously that shit needs to stop.
